Joke
Today’s Joke: A little prison humor
An old man lived alone in Arkansas. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Dear Bubba: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like … Continue reading
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: · Romance 9.5 and · … Continue reading
Duties of a Wife
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The 1st man had married an Asian woman and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on the 3rd day … Continue reading
Important info on FOOD…just live!
Can’t eat pork,Swine flu… Can’t eat chicken,Bird flu. Can’t eat Beef,Mad cow…. Can’t eat eggs,Salmonella. Can’t eat fish,heavy metal poisons in their waters. Can’t eat fruits and veggies,insecticides and herbicides. Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!! Remember – – – ‘STRESSED’ spelled backwards! is ‘DESSERTS’ [] Tell this to four people and … Continue reading
SCAM:I AM RICH!!!
Hello, I am Mr. Geoffrey Owen Kenshole, a British Attorney based in Manchester, United Kingdom and the personal Attorney to Late Mr. Christopher Sarfin. Late Mr. Christopher Sarfin was a private oil consultant/ contractor with the Shell Oil Company in Saudi Arabia before his death, hereinafter shall be referred to as my client. On the … Continue reading
fROM tHE eMAILS:”Black is In!”
NOtice the intents of this info is for pure fun,and not to be racist or discriminating.I hope some day we can use words like “Christains” instead of “Black Christains” and also words like “Americans” instead of “Black American”.God is not racist nor any respector of persons. “Black is in!” ü The most powerful politician in … Continue reading
Hello love
Hello love How are you today together with your business and your entire family? I saw your profile and I was highly satisfied with it. My name is Miss.Mariam musa i am 23 years old from Durfur Region of Sudan and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a … Continue reading
Joke(from the forums) The Atheist
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holidays. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holidays. The argument was it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the … Continue reading
The Lover’s Lane Incident.
The Lover’s Lane Incident. The area closed to the Point-Saline International Airport has always been a place of interest. This was highlighted more so, when recently; a couple was spied doing nude photo shots up there. More so, often than not, this case being no different, the male was the photographer while the female was … Continue reading
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