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INSTALLING A HUSBAND
INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: · Romance 9.5 and · … Continue reading
Read at your own discretion!
This one is definitely between you and God. Don’t disappoint. Read to the end. GOD: Angels, do you know what I was just thinking about? ANGELS: What were you thinking about? GOD: Christians seem to have forgotten what kind of power they have available and the devil keeps on deceiving them! ANGELS: God, exactly what are you driving at? GOD: I … Continue reading
Duties of a Wife
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The 1st man had married an Asian woman and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on the 3rd day … Continue reading
Important info on FOOD…just live!
Can’t eat pork,Swine flu… Can’t eat chicken,Bird flu. Can’t eat Beef,Mad cow…. Can’t eat eggs,Salmonella. Can’t eat fish,heavy metal poisons in their waters. Can’t eat fruits and veggies,insecticides and herbicides. Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!! Remember – – – ‘STRESSED’ spelled backwards! is ‘DESSERTS’ [] Tell this to four people and … Continue reading
SCAM:I AM RICH!!!
Hello, I am Mr. Geoffrey Owen Kenshole, a British Attorney based in Manchester, United Kingdom and the personal Attorney to Late Mr. Christopher Sarfin. Late Mr. Christopher Sarfin was a private oil consultant/ contractor with the Shell Oil Company in Saudi Arabia before his death, hereinafter shall be referred to as my client. On the … Continue reading
It Pays to serve God…
New Riverside Church pastor Rev. Brad Braxton’s $600K compensation prompts parishioners’ suit Wednesday, April 22nd 2009, 4:00 AM Adams for News Reverend Brad Braxton. Call it the stimulus package from God. Manhattan‘s Riverside Church – one of the country’s most illustrious religious institutions – is paying its new senior pastor, the Rev. Brad Braxton, more than $600,000 … Continue reading
fROM tHE eMAILS:”Black is In!”
NOtice the intents of this info is for pure fun,and not to be racist or discriminating.I hope some day we can use words like “Christains” instead of “Black Christains” and also words like “Americans” instead of “Black American”.God is not racist nor any respector of persons. “Black is in!” ü The most powerful politician in … Continue reading
Hello love
Hello love How are you today together with your business and your entire family? I saw your profile and I was highly satisfied with it. My name is Miss.Mariam musa i am 23 years old from Durfur Region of Sudan and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a … Continue reading
As of May 29th 2009 the Point Salines International Airport will be renamed the Maurice Bishop International Airport.
Courtesy:Spiceislander As of May 29th 2009 the Point Salines International Airport will be renamed the Maurice Bishop International Airport. Plans for the official ceremony carded for May 30th were disclosed on Tuesday, during a press conference hosted by Minister for Tourism and Civil Aviation Honorable Peter David and supported by members of the Airport Re-naming … Continue reading
JESUS CHRIST, HEAD OF THE CHURCH
Just a word of warning for somebody.Those of us who are called by the name of Christ,need to change our language.It is time we do justice with the people and resources ,God has given us to be stewards (managers) over. If you are a Spiritual/Religious leader,you may be called for a purpose.That purpose is not … Continue reading
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